The Neoborn Caveman Show

Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical critique of banned labels and societal divisions, highlighting censorship absurdities and threats for insufficient praise of leaders like Obama, drawing parallels to communist and fascist suppressions. NC shares a personal debanking experience, emphasizing self-reliance outside financial systems, and discusses a social media experiment revealing polarized reactions from conservative and liberal audiences. The health segment addresses diet's impact on mental health, linking soft drinks to depression risks. He questions teen romantic bonds with AI chatbots amid harmful advice concerns, redefines romance as physical human connections, and affirms personal worth while encouraging independent thought.

Music guests: Perpacity, Inoxidables, Sweet Water, Reverend Genes

Key Takeaways

• Satire exposes censorship and divisions without promoting harm.
• Insufficient praise for leaders invites threats, echoing historical suppressions.
• Governments and media alter truth to control perceptions and history.
• Debanking highlights challenges of living outside conventional systems.
• Self-reliance counters authority's invasive controls.
• Social experiments reveal societal polarization and discourse aggression.
• Diet choices like soft drinks link to higher depression risks.
• AI chatbots form emotional bonds with teens, raising ethical issues.
• Chatbots can encourage self-harm or disorders by breaking rules.
• Romance requires physical actions, not digital simulations.
• Human interactions foster genuine bonds over algorithmic illusions.
• Overcoming circumstances demands rejecting naysayers' voices.
• Personal uniqueness affirms worth beyond societal pressures.
• Independent thought challenges norms and inner doubts.

Sound Bites

"Calling you a man or a woman is not allowed. Or calling you a Christian is not allowed."

"I received death threats... because I just didn't praise Obama enough."

"You think I am exaggerating because it is supposed to be a funny and satirical show. Guess what? No."

"New survey reveals teens are forming emotional bonds and even romantic ties with AI chatbots."

"What is romance? Romance is swinging in a swing together, watching over the city while we are walking, right?"

"You are much better than your circumstances."

Chapters

00:00 Satirical Critique of Censorship and Divisions

02:25 Threats for Insufficient Praise and Historical Parallels

04:47 Personal Debanking Experience

09:43 Social Media Experiment on Polarization

17:50 Health Impacts of Diet Choices

25:15 Government and Media Truth Alteration

30:20 Challenges of Non-Conformity

35:10 Ethical Concerns with AI Advice

40:00 Redefining Genuine Human Connections

45:30 Overcoming Inner Doubts

50:45 Societal Pressures and Personal Growth

55:51 Final Calls for Independent Thought

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Keywords

satire, censorship, divisions, debanking, self-reliance, polarization, diet depression, AI chatbots, romance, personal worth, independent thought, government overreach, media distortions, human connections, societal pressures

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman is back with a satirical ramble on sovereignty, health hacks, and political absurdities, blending critiques of heterophobia, government overreach, and media distortions with calls for mutual responsibility and community care. NC shares a bus driver's heroic save of a lost child, condemns a teacher's verbal attack on a student over a gender role question in a school play, and urges resistance to patterns of fascism and communism through personal boundaries and non-judgment. He emphasizes human interconnectedness, praises everyday positives, and wraps with affirmations of worth amid societal pressures.

Music guests: Perpacity, Inoxidables, Broken Colours, Sweet Water

Key Takeaways

• Sovereignty means rejecting labels that divide and embracing individual freedom.
• Satire exposes political hacks and government failures without harming others.
• Green tea rituals promote health and fix minor issues like pronunciation slips.
• Heterophobia must be called out as a real bias needing direct confrontation.
• Public transport stories highlight everyday heroism and community responsibility.
• Quick actions like stopping a bus can save vulnerable lives in real time.
• Informing others fosters support rather than opposition in crises.
• Teachers' attacks on students' innocent questions cause irreparable harm.
• School plays should allow role flexibility without ideological backlash.
• Verbal assaults in education mirror fascist and communist suppression tactics.
• Protecting personal space is essential against invasive behaviors or entities.
• Faraday cages offer homemade protection from unwanted radiations.
• We are all responsible for each other's well-being in shared communities.
• Praising good acts counters media-driven perceptions of constant negativity.
• Inner naysayers must be overcome to recognize personal uniqueness and worth.

Sound Bites

"This is exactly not the right direction towards individual freedom."

"Windows 11 is the best Linux advertisement."

"Let's get rid of heterophobia, okay?"

"This is a satirical show with a marble-mouthed host."

"It should be okay not to hate others."

"You should never judge others, okay? Why? God doesn't judge you."

"Why do we need anybody ruling over others? Honestly, it's 21st century."

"We are responsible for each other the best way possible."

"There are more good people on earth than evil people, like the politicians."

"We should really care for each other. We should really take care of each other."

"She was not only ostracized for that, but she was shouted at, she was screamed at."

"We are responsible for each other and we are pastors of each other, right?"

"Stop it while you can, stop it on the level where you are living."

"Remember you are special, amazing, you are unique."

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Keywords

sovereignty, freedom, heterophobia, satire, government overreach, community, responsibility, education, fascism, communism, personal boundaries, health hacks, green tea, media distortion, non-judgment, human worth, positive actions, school play, child safety, technology resistance

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman reflects on history's lessons to prevent civil war, blending satire with calls for humanity's preservation amid rising divisions. NC recounts Balkan atrocities under the Ustashas, from Prebilovci school massacres to Jasenovac horrors, highlighting generalizations' dangers and media distortions that fuel enmity. He critiques the Cloward-Piven strategy's overload tactics in modern immigration and crises, Ottoman legacies in Yugoslavia's fractures, Sunni-Shia Muslim divides and how they affect Western countries through immigration, and First Nations' overlooked slave-owning past, urging unity over rage to counter globalist techno-feudal cages.

Music guests: Inoxidables

Key Takeaways

• History reveals patterns to avoid repeating civil wars and massacres.
• Generalizations breed hatred and overlook good people in every group.
• Media portrays events to manipulate perceptions and sow division.
• Governments and extremists exploit crises for control and collapse.
• Unity across differences builds stronger communities than walls or fences.
• Religious and ethnic labels mask shared humanity and common enemies.
• Atrocities like in Jasenovac show evil's scale when unchecked by reason.
• Immigration without checks risks importing unresolved conflicts.
• Past empires' conquests echo in today's border and identity struggles.
• Preserving stories counters falsified narratives and eternal enmities.
• Techno-feudalism threatens sovereignty more than open dialogue.
• Pro-humanity choices prioritize wholeness over emotional rage.

Sound Bites

"Never generalize. Just because a cat scratched you, it doesn't mean cats are evil."

"Let's learn more about history to understand our chances in the future so we can have a better choice in the present."

"If you falsify history you will create an everlasting enemy."

"Civil war must be avoided at all cost."

"Sharing the same land should be enough. We should respect and enjoy our uniqueness and the difference in each other."

"Do you want this next level communist, fascist, technologist dystopia or shall we learn from history and avoid sparing children messaging others?"

"You are amazing. You are special. You are one of a kind. And you are worthy."

"We should be one people. Not one people in division but one people united for the betterment of ourselves and humanity."

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Keywords: history, civil war, generalizations, Ustashas, Balkans, Yugoslavia, Ottoman Empire, Sunnis, Shias, immigration, globalists, humanity, unity, genocide, Jasenovac, Pavelić, media manipulation, Trump, Cloward-Piven, First Nations

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman talks about the complexities of freedom, government control, and the human condition. As usual, NC spans various themes including the paradox of freedom, the illusion of government authority, the impact of war, the role of democracy, and the need for honesty in politics. Neoborn also addresses public health policies, particularly vaccination, and critiques the medical industry, emphasizing the importance of healing over mere medical professionalism. He reflects on technology's role in society and the future of humanity, health, nutrition, climate change, and societal issues. Health segment is about the dangers of diet drinks and the impact of carbohydrates on health. Neoborn Caveman also critiques the globalist agenda of organizations like the WHO and reflects on the historical context of climate change. NC calls for individuals to take action in their lives and communities to maintain a positive change. (on Patreon: extra replay of the "Are We Going Nuts" episode added)

music guests: Broken Colours, Reverend Genes, Sweet Water and others

Key Takeaways

• Freedom is often an illusion, dominated by external forces.
• Governments may not serve the people but rather their own interests.
• War benefits only those who manage it, not the common people.
• Democracy should empower the people, not control them.
• Honesty in politics is crucial for societal improvement.
• Global perspectives are essential to understanding humanity's challenges.
• Technology can both connect and isolate us.
• Public health policies need to be scrutinized for their effectiveness.
• The medical industry often prioritizes profit over healing.
• Unity among humanity is vital for overcoming global issues.
• Never use tea bags; they contain microplastics.
• Diet drinks significantly increase the risk of liver disease.
• Oat milk can spike blood sugar levels.
• Granola bars often contain unhealthy sugars and syrups.
• Avoid fake food from pop-up bakeries.
• Climate change has been a constant throughout history.

Sound Bites

"Freedom is an oxymoron."

"We are all earthlings."

"Why do we need governors?"

"Only the people who manage the war win."

"You don't have freedom to bank."

"This can't be the future we're all fighting for."

"Healing is good, healers are amazing."

"We are boiled like frogs into this one."

"This is raping people's freedom."

"We are one humanity, we are one solar people."

"Never use tea bags, it's full of microplastics."

"Diet drinks face 60% higher risk of liver disease."

"We shouldn't eat fake food from pop-up bakeries."

"Oat milk can cause blood sugar spikes."

"Granola bars are loaded with syrup and sugar."

"Climate change has always existed."

"We need to find good things in our enemies."

"The government doesn't have money, it's your money."

"We need to stop buying unnecessary things."

Chapters

00:00 Exploring Freedom and Its Paradoxes

03:16 The Illusion of Government Control

07:41 War, Power, and the Human Condition

10:51 The Role of Democracy and Governance

13:28 The Need for Honesty in Politics

18:14 Understanding Global Perspectives

20:40 The Impact of Technology on Society

27:22 Vaccination and Public Health Policies

32:46 The Medical Industry vs. Healing

34:49 The Future of Humanity and Governance

51:34 The Importance of Natural Choices

54:20 Health Insights: The Dangers of Diet Drinks

01:00:14 Understanding Carbohydrates and Their Impact

01:08:09 The Role of Nutrition in Daily Life

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Purple Rabbits, slurp that green tea and hunker down for The Neoborn Caveman Show—your marble-mouthed host Neoborn Caveman (me, myself, the gang) unleashing pro-humanity rants on life's raw underbelly. We kick off skewering "irresistible" hobbies—archery? Blacksmithing? Spare me; real pull comes from purpose, like indoor tomatoes barricading your pad against urban poison, not time-wasting fluff. Then, a gut-punch from Des Moines: illegal superintendent Ian Andre Roberts, $300K salary to shove agendas down kids' throats, handpicked by Dem strings, busted fleeing ICE with a loaded handgun and deportation order—laws exist to shield taxpayers, not spotlight squatters. Fist-bump the Florida task force's record haul: 1 million pounds of cartel coke, $11B gutted, 378 million lethal doses dodged—why pity narco scum when they peddle death? Health gut-check: 8-year Neurology probe fingers low/no-cal sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose) as cognition killers, accelerating brain fog—sugar's no satan; brew ginger-honey truth over lab lies. Europe's EES drops October 12: fingerprints and snaps for U.S. travelers, "security" facade for data grabs—control's the import, not the espresso. Cap with life's unscripted churn: still waters rot, gales renew—ditch consumer cages, root real.

Music guests are: Broken Colours, Perpacity, Sweet Water, and others.Catch it on your pod platform, fire up patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow (free fierce), and question the machine. Satire, truths, tunes: slurp, burp, revolt.

Key Takeaways

• Purpose, Not Pastimes: No room for hobbies—reads, gardens, plants pack purpose, forging shields and souls over aimless arrows.
• School Scandal Unmasked: Unvetted agendas erode education—taxpayer trust demands vetted voices, not armed interlopers.
• Sweetener Slow Poison: Artificial zeros hasten memory melts per science—embrace nature's cane, shun corporate cocktails.
• Biometric Border Trap: EU scans sell safety, deliver surveillance—fingerprint freedom's fade before it sticks.
• Uncertainty's Edge: Life's flows—winds, rains—vitalize; accept your raw self, skip rivalry, grow unscripted.

Soundbites

• "I don't have time for hobbies. Anything I do, it's serious because I don't have time in my life to waste four meaningless things."
• "Promiscuity is a bad thing. It's unhealthy, literally unhealthy... Would you be happy for your kid to sleep around? This is a fork spoon is also sexual, right? What about knife?"
• "Don't consume that much and life won't consume you."
• "It's all about control... Consumption leads towards compliance and compliance will lead to cages."
• "You don't have to compete with others... Look at the nature. Every tree has the right amount of sunlight next to each other, and they don't necessarily go against each other."

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.