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Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland.

Key Takeaways

• The Good Tree school in Minab was struck. The official line is contradicted reality: an AI targeting on outdated intelligence.
• The military industrial complex paid for the software that bombed children.
• A UN investigation found reasonable grounds that Minab and a second US attack that day were war crimes.
• The program does not show the mistake until it is late, even then, leaders will hide facts.
• What was done there can be done inside America.

Sound Bites

• “It was not the military, it was not people. It was the AI.”
• “And it's very challenging not to go deeper into what happened in Gaza with the 20,000 children.”
• “There are no soldiers who would ever hurt children, that’s for sure.”
• “Never ever allow non-human components decide for you.”
• “The only trust would be truth.”
• “Who should decide over children’s life?”
• “We, humans, will always be better than non-humans and their machines.”

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Keywords: The Good Tree, Shajareh Tayyebeh, Minab, Iran, 28 February 2026, US strike, AI targeting, 123 children, military industrial complex, The Neoborn Caveman Show

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Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of the classroom, about walking Ground Zero, and about stopping work and the shops when children are hurt. Later he welcomes William Dough of Goodbru, because on this show sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind. They stay on the food system that leaves a person able to think only of being sick, on parents against a school built for obedience, on reflux handled with proton pump inhibitors, on a scoop of inulin and Bacillus coagulans you can stir into coffee, and on GMO microbes already being written as the next layer. He closes on body, mind, and spirit as one piece, and on America still able to realign if the people in it are well enough to do it.

Music guests: Inoxidables

00:00:00 Remembered for... Twenty-Five Years After 9/11

00:27:49 Inoxidables

00:31:17 William Dough, Goodbru, and the Gut-Brain Question

Key Takeaways

• The city of New York knew the air after 9/11 was toxic. Asbestos was in the dust. Cancer rates jumped.
• The BBC called Building 7 before it came down.
• 9/11 did not stand alone. The most surveilled country on earth was built in the back of it.
• Land of the free is land of the fee and fines.
• Schools do not teach 9/11. Families still can.
• Hurting children is worse than cancer.
• Sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind.
• A sick person thinks only of being sick.
• Homeschool, books, and neighbors still sit with the parent. The public school still trains obedience.
• Goodbru is a functional food: organic inulin plus a natural Bacillus coagulans spore that survives heat.
• Proton pump inhibitors do not cure reflux.
• Ten to twenty percent of Americans live with chronic constipation.
• GMO probiotics are already being written as the next layer.
• A healthier society is a less violent society.

Sound Bites

• “You remember where you were? I do. I did not pilot a plane, of course.”
• “It was never about 72 virgins. It was about 72 raisins.”
• “Do you remember SNAP? I got the power!”
• “What if the state of our gut is actually shaping the state of our culture?”
• “When you get sick, basically the only thing you think about is being sick.”
• “Your gut microbiome is more unique than your thumbprint.”
• “Don’t give ideas to these globalists who will check.”
• “Isn’t it ridiculous that that is something to heal the world, give a fighting chance for people, and then, no, you can’t get it because we say so?”
• “Being the healthier society is going to be a less violent society.”
• “EU is the new Soviet Union.”

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Keywords: Remembered for..., 9/11, Ground Zero, Building 7, New York, asbestos, surveillance, land of the fee and fines, sovereignty, William Dough, Goodbru, gut-brain, food system, Bacillus coagulans, proton pump inhibitors, GMO probiotics, Inoxidables, The Neoborn Caveman Show

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition the ruthless need. He closes on responsibility already in our hands and unused, and finally on the only person who can change the life they are in: choose love, and love is an action.

Key Takeaways

• The new world order is the old world order. Nothing new is arriving.
• Ruthless can rule the rootless.
• What still works here is treated as proof Heaven was meant to be the place itself.
• Nobody else is responsible for you. Choose love, and love is an action.

Sound Bites

• “There is no new world order, not NWO, nothing is coming.”
• “It’s been here all along, rebranded, refined, repurposed.”
• “There is no ‘almost heaven.’”
• “Ruthless can rule the rootless.”
• “We have all the cookbooks.”
• “Question is, are you still the same?”
• “Choose love, and love is an action.”

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Keywords: The New Old World Order, The Message 01, The Message, Neoborn Caveman, old world order, rootless, Heaven, responsibility, love is an action

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a solution anyone can do to stay healthier. Later he takes the Havasupai trail in Arizona, a mother slashed after asking for directions. NC then investigates Network for Hope in Kentucky, the organ outfit HHS began decertifying under RFK Jr. after procurement started while patients still showed signs of life. He closes on the 1980s Pizza Hut revival and the real reasons people are driving back to those rooms, and finally on schools that spent three trillion and left three in ten proficient, and on heaven starting from within.

Music guests: Big Sexy, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Van Hechter

00:00:00 On This Day Today - (no freedom yet)

00:06:06 Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo

00:09:46 Fined for Not Having the App

00:18:28 Carlyle: Without the Weed

00:21:51 Formaldehyde Cabbage and Eating Where You Live

00:30:14 Inoxidables: Sirena

00:33:59 Wash Your Fruit and Veggies: Pesticides, Glyphosate, and Bayer

00:44:00 Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love

00:46:28 A Hike, a Knife, Tolerating Crime

00:56:08 Van Hechter: Boy Problems

01:00:20 Organ Harvesting Comes Home: Network for Hope

01:06:57 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Name

01:10:17 Retro Pizza Hut, Hollowed-Out Schools, and Heaven Within

01:23:05 Neoborn Caveman: Final Show

Key Takeaways

• America was founded as a republic by the people for the people. The rest of that sentence is the part he tells you to add yourself.
• Cash banned at the gate is not a parking story. It is sovereignty taken one payment at a time.
• Wash produce. Tap water takes some of the spray off. Baking soda or vinegar takes more. Do not soak strawberries.
• Glyphosate showed up in most of the urine samples he cited. IARC called it carcinogenic. Bayer, which once sold heroin as cough syrup, still defends the spray.
• A mother was slashed in the neck on the Havasupai trail after asking a stranger for directions. Tolerating that is accepting the next one.
• Network for Hope began procurement while patients still showed signs of life. HHS started decertification under RFK Jr.
• Retro Pizza Hut rooms are filling again.

Sound Bites

• “Shouldn’t we have, I don’t know, an American Republic instead of the American Empire?”
• “We absolutely know nothing about anything. Or we know nothing about everything. Or we know everything about nothing.”
• “How can we be satirical when we live already in hell?”
• “Smartphones are tracking devices, so only dumb people use smartphones.” “Hey, I am dumb, are you?”
• “For a glass of water you have to have an app. To wipe your buttocks you have to have an app.”
• “So kids, what a book is? It’s a phone you could open, okay?”
• “We should have a constitutional right for cash.”
• “You won’t live longer if you embalm your body from within.”
• “The same company that invented the synthetic cocaine called, ready, steady go, heroin.”
• “Tolerating crime is idiocy.”
• “Not overrun by… we can’t say this in the show.”
• “GET THE FORK OUT OF OUR LIVES!”
• “Sex is better if you do at home, not at Pizza Hut.”
• “We are humans for heaven’s sake. Not for hell, but heaven.”
• “Heaven starts from within.”
• “The new old world order can’t take away unless you give it up, voluntarily.”

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Keywords: Overrun by Life, republic, cash, parking app, digital control grid, formaldehyde cabbage, wash produce, glyphosate, Bayer, Havasupai, Network for Hope, organ harvesting, RFK Jr., Pizza Hut, Rockefeller education, heaven starts from within

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed satirical ramble on who gets to rule whom. He starts on Operation Banner, the British army on the streets of Northern Ireland from 1969, and on a government that treats Magna Carta as expired. From there NC looks at Defense Secretary William Cohen’s 1997 admission that the United States has the means to steer weather, earthquakes and volcanoes, at Hurricane Sandy’s 2012 left turn into New Jersey, and at Kings Mountain, North Carolina — lithium in the ground, a Pentagon supply deal, then the floods. After that Neoborn turns to ENMOD, Project Popeye over the Ho Chi Minh Trail in 1967, HAARP, and the 1977 UN ban on hostile environmental modification that the United States and the Soviet Union both signed. Later he takes the flattering story every nation tells about the day it began to school its children. NC then investigates Horace Mann’s Prussian model, Massachusetts compulsory school in 1852, and Rockefeller’s General Education Board from 1902. He closes on the manufacture of obedience, and finally on the question he will not let go of: why don’t we want to be free?

Music guests: Big Sexy, DAV-EL, Carlyle, Reverend Genes

00:00:00 On This Day Today - Operation Banner

00:20:48 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Face

00:24:36 William Cohen, Hurricane Sandy, and the Kings Mountain Floods

00:28:54 DAV-EL: Lost In Your Love

00:32:26 ENMOD, HAARP, and the UN Ban on Environmental Warfare

00:48:43 Carlyle: Without the Weed

00:52:33 The Manufacture of Obedience

01:07:44 Reverend Genes: Everyday People

Key Takeaways

• Operation Banner put British soldiers on the streets of Northern Ireland. Military at home is not police work.
• In 1997 Defense Secretary William Cohen said the United States already had the technology to control weather, including earthquakes and volcanoes.
• Kings Mountain, North Carolina sits on one of the largest identified lithium deposits in the country. The same ground took the floods.
• In 1977 the UN banned hostile environmental modification. The United States and the Soviet Union signed it.
• There was a time no American law required a child to go to school, and the country that skipped the requirement read better than most of the empires that enforced it.
• Horace Mann brought the Prussian model home. Massachusetts made attendance compulsory in 1852. By 1918 every state had followed.
• Rockefeller’s General Education Board, founded 1902, funded a school meant to fit each student into a slot already cut for him.
• The child who reads to satisfy his own conscience answers inside himself. The child who memorizes for an examiner answers outside himself.

Sound Bites

“Am I a hack? Hopefully not. Well, I am more real and authentic than your government.”

“Military, domestically, is not the solution. Ever.”

“He who controls the weather will control the world.”

“The evidence can be proved only by the same people who cause the problem.”

“I have nothing to hide so I am not going to show you.”

“Idiot in Greek means not taking part meaningfully in political and other decision making.”

“It’s my water, it’s your water, dear listeners.”

“Truth starts when you are ridiculed.”

“The modern school was built to order a mind rather than open one.”

“It’s not benevolent, it’s man-evolent what is happening to us.”

“Why don’t we want to be free?”

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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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